Saturday, March 19, 2005

Houston Rodeo

We're in our seats for the rodeo and subsequent Clint Black concert! Our feet are dead. Next year it's sneakers.

This is a pretty good show, and the staff bend over backwards to be both helpful AND curteous. It rubs off; the crowds become much more polite and forgiving.

This our 1st year at the rodeo finals. It promises to be a great show!

Friday, March 18, 2005

Another Trip To David's Bridal

We started by going to a different shop. PajamaGal had tried finding it yesterday, but didn't locate the right strip mall. I need to have the car detailed, so I figured I'd drop her off, get the car done, then pick her up. One hour max!
Wrong, you stupid dreamer.
Driving by the car wash made me realize that noon Saturday was NOT a "slack" time- there were 22 cars in line, and the detailing area was stacked 2-deep.
I figured, "What the hell, I'll get it done 1st thing tomorrow morning!"
We were immediately attacked by a 75 year old, blue-haired, wicked witch of the south. This place was NOT like David's! The dresses looked cheap (not inexpensive, cheap) and not much to choose from.
Southwitch informed us they had no "Mother-of-the-Bride" dresses per se, but had a small selection of strapless and spaghetti-strapped dresses. (What in hell did that mean?)
They never have PajamaGal's size (12) in stock; the racks are full of 16+ and are for trying-on, then you order the size you want. She found one that was OK, then Ms. Southwitch informed us it would take 3 months to order one.
.... and the broom you rode I on, too!
So that's how come I'm here at David's again.
Still no sports TV, still no scotch. At least I'm scoring points!
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PajamaGuy (b²)

Thursday, March 17, 2005

... at the car wash...

1st in line @ 8:45 for a 9 am opening! So what if no other customers showed up until 9:15. I was here if they'd had. $26 for the Special #1.

It's a tad cool @ 69 degrees and there's a breeze.
PajamaGuy (b²)

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Democracy Train Gathering Steam

Mickey Kaus observes:
But it certainly does seem like the Arab world is blowing through the dialectic of history with impressive speed. The shift from feudalism to capitalism used to take three centuries; now it takes a week and a half! ... OK, that's a wild exaggeration, but you get the point....
The War in Iraq set two trains running. One was the increasing-anger-against-us and more-people-who-will-try-to-kill-us Terrorist Blowback train. The second was the bellicose idealists' Democracy Domino Effect train.
It seemed last year as if the first train would pose a threat to the U.S. for decades before the second, rescuing train could catch up with it. Now it looks as if there's at least a chance the second train will catch up sooner than could have been reasonably hoped. ...

(Ask it again.... "All those who think train #2 would even exist under Kerry - raise your hands!")

Monday, March 14, 2005

Opinion?

From INDC - "Ask yourself: would we hear the rumblings of Democracy in the Middle East if John Kerry had been elected President?

Would the Iraqi election have even taken place?"

Saturday, February 26, 2005

David's Bridal

The sofa is really comfortable. Women are fiiggin nuts! I've always known they march to a different beat, but this is crazy. The money! You gotta be kidding me. And for one, and only one less-than-30 minute show.
And the place is packed! Mothers and daughters. One other man. Where's the scotch?

PajamaGuy (b²)

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Walking With Your Eyes Closed!

I sensed, rather than felt, my wife get out of bed and head for the bathroom.  (The Tempur-Pedic commercials are correct – motion is NOT transmitted.)  In the time it took her to traverse the 3 paces from her side of the bed to the bathroom door, I’d drifted back down into that soft & snuggly almost-sleep.  Her yelp yanked me very rudely, back up to the surface of consciousness.
 
In one long flowing word, she cried, “Iiiieeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa…FRIG!”  “What’s the matter, honey?” I offered.  “I stubbed my damn toe!”  When I asked how she did that, she replied, “You know how you walk with your eyes closed ‘cause you don’t want to wake up?” 

How NOT to Walk On A Treadmill

1. Break the clip that connects the "Emergency Stop" safety cord to your body.
2. Back the treadmill up to within ½" of the mirrored sliding closet
doors. (make sure they're closed behind you!)
3. Turn on the TV, so you can watch it while treadmilling.
4. Get the latest issue of "More" so you can read during the commercials on TV.
5. Start the treadmill and start walking.
6. Call your daughter.
7. Without stopping the traddmill, step off and get a package of
Low-Carb, Atkins Approved peanut butter cups.
8. Get a pair of scissors to cut off the end of the peanut butter cup wrapper.
9. Get back on the treadmill.
10. Put the phone under your cheek (so you have both hands free) and
while walking, talking, and watching (Oprah), cut the end off the
peanut butter cup package.


Guess what happens next!

Friday, February 04, 2005

Media Bias?

MSNBC:


Fox News:
Reuters & AP:

CNN:

CBS:

Sunday, January 30, 2005

FoxNews: Turnout High on Violent Day
Initial estimate is 72 percent of eligible Iraqis cast ballots; at least 36 people did in homicide bombings and mortar blasts.

MSNBC: Officials said turnout appeared higher than expected, although it was too soon to tell for sure. Iraqi officials have predicted that up to 8 million of the 14 million voters — just over 57 percent — would participate.

CNN: BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraq's historic election day is nearing its close with the independent election commission reporting a 72 percent nationwide turnout by mid-afternoon amid attacks and threats of attacks to disrupt the vote.

"There has been a vast turnout in Iraq," Rashid said.

NY Times: High Turnout in Baghdad Points to Early Success --By DEXTER FILKINS 8:54 AM
U.S. officials were showing confidence that today was going to be an amazing success, although they were still wary of major attacks.

ABC News: Iraqis Cast Their Votes, Despite Violence

Iraqi Voting Disrupts News Reports of Bombings

Iraqi Voting Disrupts News Reports of Bombings - by Scott Ott (2005-01-30) --

News reports of terrorist bombings in Iraq were marred Sunday by shocking graphic images of Iraqi "insurgents" voting by the millions in their first free democratic election. Despite reporters' hopes that a well-orchestrated barrage of mortar attacks and suicide bombings would put down the so-called 'freedom insurgency', hastily-formed battalions of rebels swarmed polling places to cast their ballots -- shattering the status quo and striking fear into the hearts of the leaders of the existing terror regime.

Hopes for a return to the stability of tyranny waned as rank upon rank of Iraqi men and women filed out of precinct stations, each armed with the distinctive mark of the new freedom guerrillas -- an ink-stained index finger, which one former Ba'athist called "the evidence of their betrayal of 50 years of Iraqi tradition."

Journalists struggled to put a positive spin on the day's events, but the video images of tyranny's traitors choosing a future of freedom overwhelmed the official story of bloodshed and mayhem. An ink-stained finger marks an Iraqi woman as one of "tyranny's traitors."


She Voted!

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Green Tea & Weight Loss?

If it was on Oprah, it must be true!

Dr. Nicholas Perricone says, "Coffee (and its not the caffeine) can result in elevated levels of cortisol and insulin, leading to weight gain. Remember, elevated insulin puts a lock on body fat. If you substitute green tea for coffee, and do nothing else differently, you will lose 10 pounds in six weeks."

I happened to see the show the week before Thanksgiving (had it TiVoed). I was home sick (2nd time in 8 years) with a strep tonsil. I lost 14 pounds in 8 days. (from being sick, not from green tea, duh) This guy says "Green Tea" is good for you and you still get the caffeine. I figured what the hell, and haven't had coffee since.

I gained some of the 14 lbs back, but having changed nothing but Green Tea for coffee, I am 11 pounds lighter than before I was sick. It's been 4 weeks.


Tuesday, November 30, 2004

No Spin Zone?

To Mr. O’Reilly,

First, let me say that I like your show, “The O’Reilly Factor”. Yeah, I think you’re a tad stuck on the guy in the mirror, but hey – you seem like a nice guy. And I DO think you try to broadcast a “Fair and Balanced” presentation of whatever is the topic de jour.

But I just read, and re-read your Wednesday, Nov 24, 2004 offering on your website (BillOReilly.com) – on the topic of “Dan Rather”. And I have to respond.

Mr. O’Reilly, are you holding back so as to not burn bridges? Are you somehow trying to keep your options open with CBS?

I agree with your first three and one-half paragraphs pretty much. The smears are rampant. The Kitty Kelley stuff was just plain wrong. But your defense of Mr. Rather is flawed. And there are two issues with Mr. Rather – first, the initial broadcast of the “memos”, and second, all of the subsequent activity.

We’re about the same age, Mr. O’Reilly. I’m not a journalist of any kind. Sure, I have a blog, but to date it’s had zero hits other than my own. I use it mainly to vent. My not being close to your profession has an advantage – I’m not (or wasn’t) cynical about your industry. I agreed with my grandmother’s position that, “If it’s printed in the Reader’s Digest, it must be true.”

Don’t laugh that one off, Mr. O’Reilly, please. Walk down the street in a tee shirt and jeans. Sit in Wilson’s barbershop in Fair Haven, Vermont and watch a Dan Rather, or Peter Jennings, or Tom Brokaw special report. Then ask the other viewers what they learned. (not what they saw, what they learned) Most of them would answer, “Well, they showed the proof right there in those letters that the President is a liar, and cheated on his military service.” And later they’d say, “And by God if Dan Rather’s staking his reputation on it, it’s got to be true!”

It doesn’t have to be Vermont, or even New England. And it doesn’t have to be Dan Rather. It could have been printed in the local newspaper, or broadcast on the radio. Any news report from the Associated Press, NBC News, The New York Times, or USA Today is by definition “believed to be true by the person reporting it.” Period. Reporters aren’t allowed to lie.

Take a poll. Show a headline from the National Enquirer: “Cloned human baby born with the head of a turtle!” How many people out of 100 would say they believed it? Then show Walter Cronkite or Dan Rather headlining the same story on the Evening News. Ask the same 100 the same question. What do you think you’ll get?

You must remember Heinlein’s “Stranger In A Strange Land”. Remember Jubal and Anne? Anne was a “Fair Witness”.

Fair Witness:
A person rigorously trained to observe, remember, and report
without prejudice, distortion, lapses in memory, or personal involvement.
To demonstrate, Jubal called Anne outside to the swimming pool where he was explaining the no-spin of a Fair Witness. Jubal told Anne to put on her robe, which indicated to the world that she was then in the role of a Fair Witness. Jubal asked her what was the color of the house on the hill in front of them. As a Fair Witness, Anne answered, “The side of the house facing us appears to be painted white.”

When I want the news, and I tune into Dan Rather’s 6:00 CBS Evening News, I expect Fair Witness reporting. Or close to it. I expect the facts, not the beliefs. I expect the truth, not opinions. I expect nothing less from Brit Hume, Peter Jennings, or you for that matter. When you’re behind the news desk and reporting things to me, I expect and even rely on your “facts” being factual. When you’re doing the “Memo”, I know that’s your opinion, and can believe it or not.


“As a CBS News correspondent in the early 80's, I worked with Rather and have
known him for more than 20 years. Listen to me: there is no way on this earth
that he would have knowingly used fake documents on any story. It may be true
that Rather did not vet the information supplied to him by producers, but few
anchor people do. They are dependent on other journalists, and this is a huge
flaw in the system.”
So Mr. O’Reilly, I believe you mean it when you say, “Listen to me…” – But I disagree that he wouldn’t have knowingly used “fake” documents. The reason is because he stood by them!

Dan reported that not only was the whole house white, but it was painted with Behr Premium latex house paint stock # 54-231. Then even after Behr proved it only manufactured a single gallon of that stock number and it sold for $4 million dollars, Dan got back on the air and said, “We stand by our story! They could have spent that much, and they could have spread it over the entire house.”

And while we’re right here, let me put a really fine point on it by saying, I would have staked a paycheck on the notion that he wouldn’t use “fake” documents, but I would not have bet even a nickel that he wouldn’t knowingly broadcast “false” information. That sir, is the issue. When after most reasonable persons agreed the documents were fake, and he still maintained the story was correct, I can’t in my own mind agree that he “…wouldn’t have knowingly used fake documents…” in the first place.

When the media, any media, knowingly reports anything that is not true, that’s just plain wrong. Caveats be damned, when you know something is not true, you can’t divorce yourself from responsibility by saying, “Sources said…” You’re a smart man. You know exactly what I’m saying.

“Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was
politically loaded. I believe Rather, along with Andy Rooney, Walter Cronkite
and other guardsmen of the old CBS News, are liberal in their thinking. That is
certainly a legitimate debate, how for years CBS News has taken a rather (pardon
the pun) progressive outlook. But holding a political point of view is the right
of every American,
and does not entitle people to practice character
assassination or deny the presumption of innocence. Dan Rather was slimed. It
was disgraceful.”
I emphasized a part of the above. You are most certainly correct that, “holding a political point of view is the right of every American”, however, it is not your right to allow that view to distort what you tell me as fact. Dan wasn’t slimed – he dove headfirst into the morass. When you’re doing “The Memo” I expect what you say to be your opinion. But when you sit as anchor, behind the desk that says, “CBS Evening News” you had better be telling me what’s true, because I’m believing what you say. After all, my grandma used to also say, “If Walter Cronkite said it on the air, it must be true!”

Fair and Balanced?

On BillOReilly.com today, is a link to “Grade Bill’s coverage on The O’Reilly Factor” and there’s the letters “PM” following the link.

For a guy who proclaims to be “Fair and Balanced”, why is that link only open to those followers who pay Mr. O’Reilly $50 per year for the privilege of “… a Premium Membership is your ultimate V.I.P. pass to all things O'Reilly!”?

I should pay you for the privilege of telling you what I think of your performance?

- PajamaGuy

Friday, November 12, 2004

What'd I do?

A posting @ North Georgia Dogma

"Let me get this straight:
My daughter is the top reader in her class & has all A's on her report card
My son is talking and on pace to be in a "regular" school (he's already taking classes there)
Bush wins re-election
Daschle lost his senate seat
I've got my basketball "game" back
Dan Rather is discredited
The Dixie Chicks couldn"t sell out 1,500 seats for their Bush-bashing concert
Zell Miller pimped Chris Matthews
Alan Simpson (and Andrew Sullivan) pimped Bill Maher
I have friends on the internet, even though we disagree
Kos' candidates were zero for 15
I broke 90 on the golf course with my brother
I'm soon-to-be-headed for a 9 day trip to Disney World (my first vacation in 3 years)
And now, Arafat is dead


Where's my lottery ticket? Things are going my way. I'm not haunted, things feel so good. Whatever it is...let it keep goin'!"

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Why "Waitress Moms" Didn't Vote for Kerry

Mark Steyn, in the Telegraph:

I'm convinced that any red-state county knows more about business than your average Massachusetts senator, tenured Harvard professor or Boston Globe editor. When John Kerry gets his hair done at Cristophe's in Washington for somewhere north of $75, that high-priced stylist is an employee. If he'd ever stopped to have it done for $10 by DeeDee in a hair salon in a small town, he'd discover that she's a one-woman business.

When he goes to his favourite restaurant in Washington, the waiter's an employee. When he drops by a diner on Main Street in some nowhere burg to pretend to eat a hot dog for a photo op, the waitress might well be like the lady who served me lunch on Sunday: she has her own house-cleaning business, but does some part-time work at the local school and a couple of shifts at the diner for a bit of extra cash.
She's a small business, and she knows more about her tax return than Teresa Heinz Kerry knows about hers. Mrs Kerry farms it out to the best advisers money can buy, and they do a grand job: she's one of the richest women in the world and she paid 12 per cent tax last year. It makes no difference whether the tax rate is 20 per cent, 50 per cent or 88 per cent: the Kerrys of the world will still pay 12 per cent.
The American people don't want to be condescended to by ketchup heiresses, billionaire currency speculators, $20-million-a-picture Hollywood pretty boys, and multi-millionaire documentary-makers posing as bluecollar lardbutts.
The Democrats keep talking to people as if they're like John Edwards's 40-year mill-workers, but that's not what work is any more, and a 23-year-old hairdresser can know enough about starting and running a bus"

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

From Ann Coulter

HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE :: Fall Fashion Preview: Cowboy Boots In, Flip Flops Out by Ann Coulter: "If Gore had been elected president, right now he would just be finding that last lesbian quadriplegic for the Special Forces team."

-Read the whole piece!

{Don't you just love Ann's writing? - PajamaGuy}

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Have They Answered the "Question?"

"Knowing all that you know now, if John Kerry were president, would the United States have invaded Iraq and taken Saddam Hussein out of power - 'YES' or 'NO'?"

Does anyone know if that question has been answered by either Kerry or Edwards?

HughHewitt.com

HughHewitt.com: "I was just asked by a caller: Why does George Bush put up with these debates when a biased media slants the questions and the analysis? My answer: The president is not only doing what any president ought to do in appearing and defending his record, he is also showing Karzai, Allawi, and all other would-be leaders of free countries that part of the job is getting hammered by the opposition and the media come election time. It is a tutorial in how real leaders in real democracies act. Too bad Hugo Chavez isn't watching.

And in this era of newly emerging democracies, it is unfortunate that home grown thugs in Florida, Wisconsin and elsewhere are modeling exactly the opposite of democratic behavior."

Monday, October 04, 2004

Exclusive: Saddam Possessed WMD, Had Extensive Terror Ties(CNSNews.com)

- Iraqi intelligence documents, confiscated by U.S. forces and obtained by CNSNews.com , show numerous efforts by Saddam Hussein's regime to work with some of the world's most notorious terror organizations, including al Qaeda, to target Americans. They demonstrate that Saddam's government possessed mustard gas and anthrax, both considered weapons of mass destruction, in the summer of 2000, during the period in which United Nations weapons inspectors were not present in Iraq. And the papers show that Iraq trained dozens of terrorists inside its borders. Full Story

{...wonder how Waffles is going to trivialize this...???}